Star Wars Eggs

“May The Force” be with you this Easter



Star Wars Eggs - May the eggs be with you this Easter

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Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Good Anakin. Good. Kill him. Kill him now. - Chancellor Palpatine

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Darth Vader Models
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Tree
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Family
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Bike
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Fried Eggs
Fried Eggs - Military Style
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
How To Peel An Egg
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Kiss-ter Eggs
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Seniors Eggsellent Special
Star Wars Day
Stuffed Bunny
SwarchenEgger
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?
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27-Jul-2021