Star Wars Eggs

“May The Force” be with you this Easter



Star Wars Eggs - May the eggs be with you this Easter

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Hatchet: What a hen does to an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Good Anakin. Good. Kill him. Kill him now. - Chancellor Palpatine

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Darth Vader Models
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Tree
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Family
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Bike
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Fried Eggs
Fried Eggs - Military Style
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
How To Peel An Egg
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Kiss-ter Eggs
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Seniors Eggsellent Special
Star Wars Day
Stuffed Bunny
SwarchenEgger
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?
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01-Dec-2020