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Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

But the thought of being a lunatic did not greatly trouble him; the horror was that he might also be wrong. - George Orwell

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Concentrate on how far you have come, rather than how far you have left to go. The difference in how easy it seems will amaze you. - Heidi Johnson

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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