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Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Concentrate on how far you have come, rather than how far you have left to go. The difference in how easy it seems will amaze you. - Heidi Johnson

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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28-Nov-2020