Cat Patrol

It helps to have someone watching your back



Army patrol unit with cat in back pocket of a soldier

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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19-Nov-2019