Cat Patrol

It helps to have someone watching your back



Army patrol unit with cat in back pocket of a soldier

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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26-Jan-2021