Cat Patrol

It helps to have someone watching your back



Army patrol unit with cat in back pocket of a soldier

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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11-Dec-2019