Recession Boss

Office productivity during lean times



Your boss before the recession:  “Nice job!”
Recession Boss - cat pats duck on head

Your boss during the recession:  “Please put more effort into your work!”


Your boss after the Quarterly Report:  “I said, 'More effort!' ”


“The beatings will continue until morale improves!”



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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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01-Aug-2021