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Our costliest expenditure is time. - Theophrastus

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go. - Austin Dobson

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials. - Oscar Wilde

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time. - Magnus Pike

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Lots of time you have to pretend to join a parade in which you are really not interested in order to get where you're going. - Christopher Morley

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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20-Jan-2021