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We feast on time as time feasts on us. - Maria Popova

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

One sees things for the first time only once. - Theodore H White

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

I don't need time. What I need is a deadline. - Duke Ellington

My time has not yet come either; some are born posthumously. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Shard by shard we are released from the tyranny of so-called time. - Patti Smith

I used to have an hourglass figure, then the sands of time shifted. - Unknown

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

There is a time for departure - even when there's no certain place to go. - Tennessee Williams

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

When you run the marathon, you run against the distance, not against the other runners and not against the time. - Haile Gebrelassie

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach. - Unknown

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

Time can be an ally or an enemy. What it becomes depends entirely upon you, your goals, and your determination to use every available minute. - Zig Ziglar

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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28-Nov-2020