A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The trembling monkey said, “You are, mighty lion!”
Later, the lion confronted an ox and fiercely bellowed, “Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The terrified ox stammered, “Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!”
On a roll now, the lion swaggered up to an elephant and roared his challenge.
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatched up the lion with his trunk, slammed him against a tree several times, then stomped him until the lion was flat as a pancake.
Then the elephant took up a trunk-full of water, soaked the lion, and then trumpeted in victory before sauntering away.
The lion let out a moan, lifted his head weakly and hollered, “Just because you don’t know the answer, doesn’t mean you have to get all huffy about it.”
Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries
Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb
I'm the king of the world! - Titanic
Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker
Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell
When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb
Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal
The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand
The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb
When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb
Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus
Hunger is felt by a slave and hunger is felt by a king. - Ashanti Proverb
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
Martin Luther King did not say, 'I have a mission statement.' - Simon Sinek
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell
He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan
I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle
Anoint: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen
The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren
Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher
The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire
His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris
You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins
The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker
I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte
In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown
Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb
I'm the king of the world! - Titanic
Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker
Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell
When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb
Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal
The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand
The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb
When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb
Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus
Hunger is felt by a slave and hunger is felt by a king. - Ashanti Proverb
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
Martin Luther King did not say, 'I have a mission statement.' - Simon Sinek
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell
He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan
I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle
Anoint: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen
The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren
Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher
The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire
His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris
You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins
The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker
I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte
In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown
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