King Of The Jungle

How to tell if you’re-a-lion’ or a lion


A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The trembling monkey said, “You are, mighty lion!”

Later, the lion confronted an ox and fiercely bellowed, “Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The terrified ox stammered, “Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!”

On a roll now, the lion swaggered up to an elephant and roared his challenge.
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatched up the lion with his trunk, slammed him against a tree several times, then stomped him until the lion was flat as a pancake.

Then the elephant took up a trunk-full of water, soaked the lion, and then trumpeted in victory before sauntering away.

The lion let out a moan, lifted his head weakly and hollered, “Just because you don’t know the answer, doesn’t mean you have to get all huffy about it.”




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I'm the king of the world! - Titanic

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hunger is felt by a slave and hunger is felt by a king. - Ashanti Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

Martin Luther King did not say, 'I have a mission statement.' - Simon Sinek

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker


see also   Animal  Section
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Canada’s Concrete Pink Elephant
Do Not Feed The Animals
Downhill Safari
Elephant Blues
Elephant Breath
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Elephant Circumcision
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Elephant Soccer
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Elephant Sunset
Elephant Trampoline
Elephant’s Long Memory
Herd Mentality
Hide & Seek
How Many Elephant Legs?
Identity Theft
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Kermit Frog Loan
Let ’Er Rip
Looking For Something?
Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All
No-Elephant Building
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Pooped Out Playground
Potty Training An Elephant
Professional Test
River Crossing
Serengeti Tug of War
Stretch Elephants
This Is My Road
Touching Elephant Story
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When You Cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros
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15-Jun-2021