A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb I'm the king of the world! - Titanic Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus Hunger is felt by a slave and hunger is felt by a king. - Ashanti Proverb Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb Martin Luther King did not say, 'I have a mission statement.' - Simon Sinek An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell He played the King in the game of life But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle Anoint: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown see also Animal Section African Car Wash Animal Groups Canada’s Concrete Pink Elephant Do Not Feed The Animals Downhill Safari Elephant Blues Elephant Breath Elephant Bus Elephant Circumcision Elephant Dung Decorative Paper Elephant Enema Elephant Haircut Elephant Hand Elephant Heist Elephant Instructions Elephant Ludo Elephant Nest Elephant Phonics Elephant Soccer Elephant Stew Elephant Sunset Elephant Trampoline Elephant’s Long Memory Herd Mentality Hide & Seek How Many Elephant Legs? Identity Theft IrrElephant Kermit Frog Loan Let ’Er Rip Looking For Something? Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All No-Elephant Building Overloaded Pooped Out Playground Potty Training An Elephant Professional Test River Crossing Serengeti Tug of War Stretch Elephants This Is My Road Touching Elephant Story Trunk Sleeper Viagra Elephant Weight Wait When You Cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros Zebra Keyboard |
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