A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The trembling monkey said, “You are, mighty lion!”
Later, the lion confronted an ox and fiercely bellowed, “Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The terrified ox stammered, “Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!”
On a roll now, the lion swaggered up to an elephant and roared his challenge.
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatched up the lion with his trunk, slammed him against a tree several times, then stomped him until the lion was flat as a pancake.
Then the elephant took up a trunk-full of water, soaked the lion, and then trumpeted in victory before sauntering away.
The lion let out a moan, lifted his head weakly and hollered, “Just because you don’t know the answer, doesn’t mean you have to get all huffy about it.”
Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries
Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb
Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker
Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell
When you strike at a king, you must kill him. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb
Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal
When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb
Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown
Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus
The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing
Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump
At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb
It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb
Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb
Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent
Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher
The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire
When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller
I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump
The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker
I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb
Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker
Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell
When you strike at a king, you must kill him. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb
Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal
When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb
Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown
Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus
The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing
Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump
At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb
It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb
Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb
Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent
Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher
The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire
When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller
I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump
The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker
I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte
see also Animal Section
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