Food For Thought

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright