Simultaneous Hunters That’s why he gets paid “big bucks” from above
Three friends (a lawyer, doctor, & preacher) went hunting. The 3 shot a big buck simultaneously. Upon reaching it they found out that it had only one bullet hole. A debate followed concerning whose buck it was.
Five minutes later a game officer came by and asked what the problem was. The doctor told him their reason for the debate.
The officer told them he could tell who shot the buck. “The Pastor shot it.”
They all wondered how he knew that so quickly.
The officer said, “Easy. The bullet went in one ear and out the other.”