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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin