Redneck Recycling

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - Halford E Luccock

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan