![]() Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - Halford E Luccock Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan see also Redneck & Tire Sections Dusty Playground Fresh Out Of The Saddle Handicap Swing Paper Playground Pinocchio Playground Playground Fun Playground Mistakes Playground Motorcyclist Pooped Out Playground Portable Playpen Redneck See Saw Spiral Playground Swing Dad Tired Tire Toddler’s Swing |
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