It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Little Johnny stayed
home from Church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were
carrying several palm branches.
Little Johnny asked what they were for.
“People held them over Jesus’ head as he walked by.”
“Wouldn’t you know it,” Little Johnny fumed, “The one
Sunday I don’t go, He shows up!”
Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon
Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker
Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire
Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer
Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18
Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker
Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire
Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer
Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18
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Easter Yolks
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Identity Theft
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Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
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