It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Little Johnny stayed
home from Church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were
carrying several palm branches.
Little Johnny asked what they were for.
“People held them over Jesus’ head as he walked by.”
“Wouldn’t you know it,” Little Johnny fumed, “The one
Sunday I don’t go, He shows up!”
Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon
Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov
The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume
Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry
Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker
Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson
Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire
Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
Those who have the disease called Jesus will never be cured. - Brennan Manning
Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni
On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton
Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall
Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen
There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I
The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan
For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer
If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris
The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen
Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe
There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II
When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown
Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar
Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough
Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias
As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer
It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard
I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang
Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody
The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw
Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18
You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers
It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy
Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky
It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner
The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren
Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias
Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov
The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume
Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry
Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker
Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson
Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire
Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
Those who have the disease called Jesus will never be cured. - Brennan Manning
Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni
On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton
Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall
Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen
There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I
The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan
For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer
If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris
The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen
Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe
There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II
When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown
Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar
Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough
Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias
As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer
It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard
I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang
Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody
The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw
Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18
You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers
It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy
Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky
It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner
The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren
Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias
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