Cannibal World Record
When a promotion at work is sometimes hard to stomach

Some Guinness World Record staff were on a safari in the jungles of a little-explored faraway country when they were captured by cannibals.

“Oh, yes!” the chief of the tribe exclaimed. “We’re going to put you all into big pots of water, cook you and eat you.”

“You can’t do that to me,” said Craig Glenday. “I’m the Editor at Guinness World Records!”

“Well,” the cannibal responded,“tonight you will be Editor-in-Chief!”


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18-Apr-2021