Road Map for Men

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A guide to proper etiquette in the Men’s Restroom



Proper etiquette in the Men's Restroom

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Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

It is wonderful how well men can keep secrets they have not been told. - Winston Churchill

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

When neither their property nor their honor is touched, the majority of men live content. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

How good we are as preachers depends - not altogether, but primarily - on how good we are as men. - John Knox

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

It has been the cross which has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been good enough. - Richard J Neuhaus

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. - Charles Dickens

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail. - Napoleon Hill

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds. - Zig Ziglar


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31-Jul-2021