Road Map for Men

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A guide to proper etiquette in the Men’s Restroom

Proper etiquette in the Men's Restroom

We have not fit men for the times. - John Adams

Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

Few great men could pass Personnel. - Paul Goodman

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men. - John F Kennedy

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

Make no little plans: They have no magic to stir men's blood. - Daniel H Burnham

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. - Francois Fenelon

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Men must be decided on what they will not do, and then they are able to act with vigor in what they ought to do. - Mencius

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

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