Road Map for Men

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A guide to proper etiquette in the Men’s Restroom



Proper etiquette in the Men's Restroom

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Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

The real use of gunpowder is to make all men tall. - Thomas Carlyle

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men. - Kin Hubbard

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand Céline

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

An event described by those to whom it was told by men who did not see it. - Elbert Hubbard

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their profession. - Unknown

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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12-Jul-2020