Q. Did you hear about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
A. It’s a tender tail.
Q. How can you tell a rabbit’s age?
A. Look for Grey Hares.
Q. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A. Eggs (X) marks the spot.
Q. How did the wet Easter Bunny dry himself?
A. With a hare dryer.
Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?
A: Make it wait for three hours.
Q: How do little baby chicks dance?
A: Chick to Chick.
Q: How do you post a bunny?
A: By Hare mail.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter.
Q: How many Easter eggs can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A: One - after that, the basket isn’t empty anymore.
Q: How many hairs are in an Easter Bunny’s tail?
A: None - they’re all on the outside.
Q: What college did the Easter Bunny graduate from?
A: John HOPkins.
Q: What comes at the end of Easter?
A: The letter “R”.
Q: What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
A: Join the Hare Force.
Q: What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
A: Cheer up!
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: “It’s been nice knawing you.”
Q: What do you call a short, bossy French rabbit?
A: Napoleon Bunny-parte.
Q: What do you call an Easter Bunny with a large brain?
Q: What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny.
Q: What do you call a rabbit that’s won the lottery?
A: A millionhare.
Q: What do you call a standup comedian rabbit?
A: A Funny Bunny.
Q: What do you call an Easter Bunny on a farm?
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: What do you get from petting rabbits with sharp teeth?
Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A: A bunion.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Easter Bunny with a Scottish bun?
A: A BonnyBonnyBun.
Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare.
Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A hot cross bunny.
Q. What do you use to groom a rabbit?
A. A hare brush.
Q: What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?
A: A hare-net.
Q: What does an Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
A: Two points, just like all the other basketball players.
Q: What does an Easter Bunny order at a Chinese restaurant?
A: Hop Suey.
Q: What does an Easter Bunny use to keep its ears pirky?
A: Hare Spray.
Q: What does the Easter Bunny call his exercise program?
Q: What’s a good way to catch an Easter Bunny?
A: Make noises like a carrot.
Q: What’s a rabbit’s favourite accessory to wear?
A: 24 carrot gold jewelry.
Q: What’s a rabbit’s favourite dance?
A: The Bunny Hop.
Q. What’s big and purple and hugs Easter baskets?
A. The Easter Barney.
Q. What is Super Chicken’s real identity?
A. Cluck Kent.
Q. What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
A. The Easter Bunana.
Q. What happened when the Easter Bunny stuck his head in the fan?
A. It took EARS off its life.
Q. What kind of story does the Easter Bunny like to hear?
A. A Cotton Tale.
Q. When does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
A. In the dictionary.
Q. Where does an Easter Bunny go when it dies?
A. To the Hare-after.
Q. Where does the Easter Bunny get its eggs?
A. From eggplants.
Q. Where does the Easter Bunny go to get a new tail?
A. To a re-tail store.
Q. Which religious person are chickens afraid of the most?
Q. Which side of a Easter Bunny has the most fur?
A. The outside.
Q: Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor?
A: Rabbit De Niro.
Q: Why are bunnies good at Math?
A: They multiply fast.
Q: Why did a rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he was eggo-centric.
Q: Why did the bunny go to the dance?
A: To do the bunny hop.
Q: Why did the chocolate egg hide from the sun?
A: Not to melt.
Q: Why did the Easter Egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken.
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: If it had four doors, it would be a Sedan.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
A: Because his powder puff is on the wrong end.
Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A: Because it has four rabbits’ feet.
Q: Why is it easy for baby chicks to talk?
A: Because talking is Cheep.
Q. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joe-k?
A. It might crack up.
Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon
The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume
You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb
Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb
Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon
Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire
Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain
Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni
On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton
Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall
I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields
Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen
If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde
The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan
For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris
The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen
Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II
Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar
Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough
Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Happy Easter, Big Guy
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Jerusalem Obituary, 33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Rabbit or Duck?
Star Wars Eggs
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
What’s In Easter?
Chinese Chicken Nuggets
Desert Road Bumps
Fish Eye Lens
Mea Culpa Road
Eye For Coffee
Like No Udder
Egyptian Pyramid Scheme