Easter Bunny Wisdom

Everything I need to know, I learned from the Easter Bunny


- Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

- The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

- Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

- Good things come in small sugarcoated packages.

- Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

- There’s no such thing as too much candy.

- Keep your paws off other people’s jelly beans.

- Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

- All work and no play can make you a basket case.

- A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.

- The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.

- An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

- To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell.

- Some body parts should be floppy.

- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

- The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.


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Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

No man is wise enough by himself. - Plautus

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom. - M. Scott Peck

Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

It is best for the wise man not to seem wise. - Aeschylus

Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone. - Baltasar Gracian

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

A proverb is a wise saying, old yet radiant with novelty. - Erasmus

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can. - Michel de Montaigne

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

Collect as precious pearls the words of the wise and virtuous. - Abd-el-Kadar

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

There is no such thing as an omen. Destiny does not send us heralds. She is too wise or too cruel for that. - Oscar Wilde

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Wisdom consists, not in seeing what is directly before us, but in discerning those things which may come to pass. - Terence

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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08-Dec-2019