Easter Bunny Wisdom

Everything I need to know, I learned from the Easter Bunny


- Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

- The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

- Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

- Good things come in small sugarcoated packages.

- Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

- There’s no such thing as too much candy.

- Keep your paws off other people’s jelly beans.

- Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

- All work and no play can make you a basket case.

- A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.

- The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.

- An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

- To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell.

- Some body parts should be floppy.

- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

- The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.


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Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

A silent man is easily reputed wise. - Frederick W Robertson

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

Silence is true wisdom's best reply. - Euripides

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom. - Unknown

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. - Albert Einstein

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself. - Menander

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech. - Evangel

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

It is the province of knowledge to speak. It is the privilege of wisdom to listen. - Christine Lane

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It is better to speak wisdom foolishly like the saints than to speak folly wisely like the deans. - G K Chesterton

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say; a wise man knows whether or not to say it. - Frank M. Garafola

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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10-May-2021