Easter Bunny Wisdom

Everything I need to know, I learned from the Easter Bunny


- Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

- The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

- Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

- Good things come in small sugarcoated packages.

- Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

- There’s no such thing as too much candy.

- Keep your paws off other people’s jelly beans.

- Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

- All work and no play can make you a basket case.

- A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.

- The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.

- An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

- To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell.

- Some body parts should be floppy.

- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

- The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.


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No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

Cunning is the dwarf of wisdom. - William Alger

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

Silence does not always mark wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred, Lord Tennyson

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle

It is never wise to discourage youthful idealism. - Stephen Kinzer

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves. - Francois De La Rochefoucauld

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself. - Menander

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

There is no such thing as an omen. Destiny does not send us heralds. She is too wise or too cruel for that. - Oscar Wilde

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. - Hal Borland

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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24-Jan-2020