Easter Bunny Wisdom

Everything I need to know, I learned from the Easter Bunny


- Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

- The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

- Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

- Good things come in small sugarcoated packages.

- Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

- There’s no such thing as too much candy.

- Keep your paws off other people’s jelly beans.

- Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

- All work and no play can make you a basket case.

- A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.

- The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.

- An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

- To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell.

- Some body parts should be floppy.

- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

- The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.


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Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

Doubt is the origin of wisdom. - Rene Descartes

Everyone is wise until he speaks. - Irish Drinking Toast

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred Tennyson

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

A flow of words does not mean a flow of wisdom. - Rosalind Ferguson

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

Silence makes idiots seem wise even for a minute. - Carlos R Zafon

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. - Socrates

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

A proverb is a wise saying, old yet radiant with novelty. - Erasmus

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. - Albert Einstein

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

If silence be good for the wise, how much the better for fools. - Talmud

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech. - Evangel

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. - Rumi

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. - Hal Borland

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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