Easter Bunny Wisdom

Everything I need to know, I learned from the Easter Bunny


- Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

- The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

- Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

- Good things come in small sugarcoated packages.

- Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

- There’s no such thing as too much candy.

- Keep your paws off other people’s jelly beans.

- Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

- All work and no play can make you a basket case.

- A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.

- The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.

- An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

- To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell.

- Some body parts should be floppy.

- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

- The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.


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No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

The wisest of the wise may err. - Aeschylus

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred Tennyson

A silent man is easily reputed wise. - Frederick W Robertson

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

The wise learns many things from their enemies. - Aristophanes

Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert

It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves. - Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom. - Unknown

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can. - Michel de Montaigne

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. - Mark Twain

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. - Rumi

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. - Omar Bradley

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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26-Nov-2020