![]() Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb Mugging: Stealing someone's coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray see also Dog Section 3D Latte Art Café Cappuccino Canadian Fast Food Canadian Hot Check Coffee Level Coffee And Viagra Coffee Attack Coffee Bean Grinder Coffee Cat Coffee D Cups Coffee Goes Better With Soldiers Coffee in Heaven Coffee Morning Coffee Owl Painting Coffee Steps Coffee Thread COPD Assistant Cup of Mona Lisa Everything Is Bigger In Texas Eye For Coffee Fake Steaming Coffee Cup for Office Escapes Free Coffee Hot Coffee It’s Coffee Time @ DonutLand Latte Art Legal Grounds Morning Coffee Morning Coffee Break Multi-Pour Coffee Pot Owl Have A Coffee Redneck Coffee Pot Redneck Coffee Table Safest Place In Canada Spill Proof Cup Spot the Man’s Head Hidden in the Coffee Beans Starbucks Bethlehem Starbucks’ New Mega Coffee Store Tested Coffee Summer Coffee Tim’s Puffer Wired For Coffee |
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