![]() Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman The trout enjoys the river, The whale enjoys the sea, And dogs love most an old lamp-post, But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz see also Dog Section 3D Latte Art Café Cappuccino Canadian Fast Food Canadian Hot Check Coffee Level Coffee And Viagra Coffee Attack Coffee Bean Grinder Coffee Cat Coffee D Cups Coffee Goes Better With Soldiers Coffee in Heaven Coffee Morning Coffee Owl Painting Coffee Steps Coffee Thread COPD Assistant Cup of Mona Lisa Everything Is Bigger In Texas Eye For Coffee Fake Steaming Coffee Cup for Office Escapes Free Coffee Hot Coffee It’s Coffee Time @ DonutLand Latte Art Legal Grounds Morning Coffee Morning Coffee Break Multi-Pour Coffee Pot Owl Have A Coffee Redneck Coffee Pot Redneck Coffee Table Safest Place In Canada Spill Proof Cup Spot the Man’s Head Hidden in the Coffee Beans Starbucks Bethlehem Starbucks’ New Mega Coffee Store Tested Coffee Summer Coffee Tim’s Puffer Wired For Coffee |
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