At a child custody hearing, the Judge asked Little Johnny, “would you like to stay with your sister?” “No,” Little Johnny replied. “She beats me when I get home from school.” Then the Judge asked Little Johnny, “then would you like to stay with your mother?” Little Johnny answered, “No - she’s even worse! She beats me all the time.” Finally, the Judge asked, “Well, who would you like to stay with?” “I’d like to stay with the Toronto Maple Leafs.” “Why the Toronto Maple Leafs?” “Because they can’t beat any one.” see also   Family,  Hockey  &  Stress  Sections Kid Disposal   Flood Float Mud Pie Double Your Vision Piano Ring Extra Safe Lock Believe In Yourself Kid Search UFO Cloud Indecisive Shopper Bar Code Casualty Only In Texas Eastern Screech Owl International Sign of Marriage Soccer Watch 2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) Science Project Turmoil Parking Forever I've Got Time Red Wine Diet Nice Try, Mom

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