At a child custody hearing, the Judge asked Little Johnny, “would you like to stay with your sister?” “No,” Little Johnny replied. “She beats me when I get home from school.” Then the Judge asked Little Johnny, “then would you like to stay with your mother?” Little Johnny answered, “No - she’s even worse! She beats me all the time.” Finally, the Judge asked, “Well, who would you like to stay with?” “I’d like to stay with the Toronto Maple Leafs.” “Why the Toronto Maple Leafs?” “Because they can’t beat any one.” see also   Family,  Hockey  &  Stress  Sections Kid Disposal   Back Of The Line, Harry Motherhood Finger Olympics Vatican Chess Egg Tester Equal Rights Church Bring me Solo and the Wookie Monongahela River Hockey Rivalry: Vancouver Canucks vs. Calgary Flames Extreme Skateboarding Dentist Drill Rabbit Boost Potting Pot Devil's Food Rose Cake Computer Memory Family Tearable Puns Baby Hatching Free Paper Welcome to New Zealand Squeegee Clothing

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