At a child custody hearing, the Judge asked Little Johnny, “would you like to stay with your sister?” “No,” Little Johnny replied. “She beats me when I get home from school.” Then the Judge asked Little Johnny, “then would you like to stay with your mother?” Little Johnny answered, “No - she’s even worse! She beats me all the time.” Finally, the Judge asked, “Well, who would you like to stay with?” “I’d like to stay with the Toronto Maple Leafs.” “Why the Toronto Maple Leafs?” “Because they can’t beat any one.” see also   Family,  Hockey  &  Stress  Sections Kid Disposal   No Extras Massage Gooooooooooogle Air Hot Tub Hangups Scenery Cut and Paste Origin of the Whoopee Cushion Better With A Beard Canadian Winter Smile Monkey Morning Snow Geese Walk The Line Darth Vader Cool 2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) Cutting Edge Table Wine Signs Ring Seating Snow Aerobics 25 Toes Wedding Cake Dress Bacon Soda Sales Wet Insect

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