At a child custody hearing, the Judge asked Little Johnny, “would you like to stay with your sister?” “No,” Little Johnny replied. “She beats me when I get home from school.” Then the Judge asked Little Johnny, “then would you like to stay with your mother?” Little Johnny answered, “No - she’s even worse! She beats me all the time.” Finally, the Judge asked, “Well, who would you like to stay with?” “I’d like to stay with the Toronto Maple Leafs.” “Why the Toronto Maple Leafs?” “Because they can’t beat any one.” see also   Family,  Hockey  &  Stress  Sections Kid Disposal   Sole Casket Windscreen Spoon Fence Sitter New College Game Show Hands On Tree Road Shortcut Running Tears Swingers Bird Cam Parent Signature Bread Additive Dates For Everyone Tree of Dreams Temporarily Insane Boat Ride Exit Door Handicap Motorcyclist New Canada Bill Staff Teeth Funnel Farm Buffalo Prod

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