At a child custody hearing, the Judge asked Little Johnny, “would you like to stay with your sister?” “No,” Little Johnny replied. “She beats me when I get home from school.” Then the Judge asked Little Johnny, “then would you like to stay with your mother?” Little Johnny answered, “No - she’s even worse! She beats me all the time.” Finally, the Judge asked, “Well, who would you like to stay with?” “I’d like to stay with the Toronto Maple Leafs.” “Why the Toronto Maple Leafs?” “Because they can’t beat any one.” see also   Family,  Hockey  &  Stress  Sections Kid Disposal   Nintendo Motor Responsible Hi-Tech Redneck GoosePrints Stairway Roots I Love Thanksgiving 'Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving Turkey Not Turkey Weather Forecast Pass The CatSoup, Please Peace Foot Missing Piece Statue Baby Juggling Dog Tired After Work How To Burn Fat Canadian Car Crash Treescape Redneck Christmas Tree Transport Three Cats Ago That's Not A Knife Someone Is Upset

25-Nov-2020