At a child custody hearing, the Judge asked Little Johnny, “would you like to stay with your sister?” “No,” Little Johnny replied. “She beats me when I get home from school.” Then the Judge asked Little Johnny, “then would you like to stay with your mother?” Little Johnny answered, “No - she’s even worse! She beats me all the time.” Finally, the Judge asked, “Well, who would you like to stay with?” “I’d like to stay with the Toronto Maple Leafs.” “Why the Toronto Maple Leafs?” “Because they can’t beat any one.” see also   Family,  Hockey  &  Stress  Sections Kid Disposal   Hand-Some Baby Joined Workout Looking The Part Redneck Candle Redneck Plumbing Flat Spare Tire Ink Birds Man Of The House Ukrainian Model T Sunshine State Sons Of Arthritis Husband Colors Soccer Watch Finger Lickin' Good! Scottish Variant Knight Room FIFA HQ Spot The Surfer Finally Got The Sink Fixed Antique iPhones

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