At a child custody hearing, the Judge asked Little Johnny, “would you like to stay with your sister?” “No,” Little Johnny replied. “She beats me when I get home from school.” Then the Judge asked Little Johnny, “then would you like to stay with your mother?” Little Johnny answered, “No - she’s even worse! She beats me all the time.” Finally, the Judge asked, “Well, who would you like to stay with?” “I’d like to stay with the Toronto Maple Leafs.” “Why the Toronto Maple Leafs?” “Because they can’t beat any one.” see also   Family,  Hockey  &  Stress  Sections Kid Disposal   The Wheels of Life Ford Door Lock Texting Abbreviations for the Elderly Wiener Dog Safety Donkey Refill Big John Do Must Marriage Shopping-ish Head Twins Pickup Park Diet Hard Go Nowhere Bike Master Reference Binder Do You See A Bird or a Girl? Car Moochanic Wife's Small Mistake Redneck TP Backwards Clock Redneck House Move New World Record Holder

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