At a child custody hearing, the Judge asked Little Johnny, “would you like to stay with your sister?” “No,” Little Johnny replied. “She beats me when I get home from school.” Then the Judge asked Little Johnny, “then would you like to stay with your mother?” Little Johnny answered, “No - she’s even worse! She beats me all the time.” Finally, the Judge asked, “Well, who would you like to stay with?” “I’d like to stay with the Toronto Maple Leafs.” “Why the Toronto Maple Leafs?” “Because they can’t beat any one.” see also   Family,  Hockey  &  Stress  Sections Kid Disposal   Secret Graduation Gift Fish Fingers I'll Be Right There Redneck Sandals Down Under Statue Ventriloquist Isolation Dr. Hedgehog Flower Frame Heels PEI Weather Frankfurt Subway Entrance Shopping With Your Husband Where is Waldo? Costco Beach Towel Handwritting July 4th Balloon Maritime Treat Redneck Wheelchair Stroller Reflective Art Canadian Drive-Thru Work At Home Mom

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