At a child custody hearing, the Judge asked Little Johnny, “would you like to stay with your sister?” “No,” Little Johnny replied. “She beats me when I get home from school.” Then the Judge asked Little Johnny, “then would you like to stay with your mother?” Little Johnny answered, “No - she’s even worse! She beats me all the time.” Finally, the Judge asked, “Well, who would you like to stay with?” “I’d like to stay with the Toronto Maple Leafs.” “Why the Toronto Maple Leafs?” “Because they can’t beat any one.” see also   Family,  Hockey  &  Stress  Sections Kid Disposal   Water Taxi SailBite Ride - Swimming Not Advised Bach To Front Japanese Diving Platform Radar Replacement Customers Wanted How To Burn Fat Cuban Cuisine FishSun - Touching The Sun Trampoline Apartment Slamming On Your Brakes UFO Caught On Tape His Dent Attentive Student The Great Depression Divorce Defined Paint Ladder Spanish Restrooms First Computer Cursor Arsenic Wafers

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