A man and his wife walked into a Dentist’s office. The man said to the Dentist, “Doctor, I’m in a big hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting
for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth
and be done with it - I don’t have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!” Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com He lied through his teeth and even his teeth were false. - Phil Callaway The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald R. Ford We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump see also Golf Section Beautiful Bride - “In-dentured” For Life Dental Checkup Dentist Talk Denture Cup Dental Plan - Latest Extraction Technology False Teeth Hillbilly Tooth Fairy Hippo Toothbrush Modern Dentistry - Painful but Fast! Nice Teeth For All The Crap He Eats Pastor’s New Teeth Pet Dentist Redneck Bird Dogs Staff Teeth Uplifting Tooth Extraction |
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