A man and his wife walked into a Dentist’s office. The man said to the Dentist, “Doctor, I’m in a big hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting
for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth
and be done with it - I don’t have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”
The Dentist thought to himself, “My goodness, this sure is a very brave man,
asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to kill the pain.”
So the Dentist asked him, “Which tooth is it, sir?”
The man turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth, Honey, and show the Doctor which tooth hurts.”
Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss
Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers
Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright
Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger
Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He lied through his teeth and even his teeth were false. - Phil Callaway
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells
Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown
Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir
You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald R. Ford
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller
In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown
An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain
Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett
Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx
I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno
Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali
I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump
Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers
Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright
Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger
Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He lied through his teeth and even his teeth were false. - Phil Callaway
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells
Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown
Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir
You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald R. Ford
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller
In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown
An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain
Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett
Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx
I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno
Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali
I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump
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