Aardvark Marriage Insurance
Planning for an Aardvark marriage?
Don’t forget plastic surgeon insurance

A pair of Aardvarks are planning their marriage and family. The female says, “First thing, we have to put away a hundred dollars for the plastic surgeon.”

The male asks, “Why a hundred for the plastic surgeon?”

The female says, “In case the baby is born with a small nose.”

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