A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law.
The mother-in-law dies. Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume Only where graves are is there resurrection. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley It is the resurrection that makes Good Friday good. - Ravi Zacharias Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie. - Brian Spellman Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky see also Easter Section Donald Trump Visits Israel After Easter Bunny Blonde’s Meaning of Easter Broken Egg Bunny Calendar Chocolate Easter Bunnies Chocolate Easter Eggs Chocolate Math Colour Car Did You Say Happy Easter? Dying Pope’s Last Request Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening Easter Bunny Wisdom Easter Canceled Easter Car Easter Cats Easter Egg Drop-outs Easter Elephant Eggs Easter Identity Theft Easter Sudoku Puzzle Easter Yolks Egg Couch Egg Separator Egg Walk Eggs with Eyes Eggsellent Close Shave Eggsellent Friends Facebook Fear Firm Egg Forgotten Easter Eggs Golfer’s Breakfast Happy Easter, Big Guy Happy Keester Hare Five Hoppy Easter How Easter Eggs Are Made How Many Eggs? Identity Theft Jerusalem Obituary, 33 A.D. 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