A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny
hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny,
but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket
of eggs went flying all over the place. Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon Exact: What eggs do on stage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell My brother thinks he's a chicken. We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky see also Easter Section After Easter Bunny Blonde’s Meaning of Easter Broken Egg Bunny Calendar Chocolate Easter Bunnies Chocolate Easter Eggs Chocolate Math Colour Car Did You Say Happy Easter? Dying Pope’s Last Request Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening Easter Bunny Wisdom Easter Canceled Easter Car Easter Cats Easter Egg Drop-outs Easter Elephant Eggs Easter Identity Theft Easter Sudoku Puzzle Easter Yolks Egg Couch Egg Separator Egg Walk Eggs with Eyes Eggsellent Close Shave Eggsellent Friends Firm Egg Forgotten Easter Eggs Golfer’s Breakfast Happy Easter, Big Guy Happy Keester Hare Five Hoppy Easter How Easter Eggs Are Made How Many Eggs? Identity Theft Jerusalem Obituary, 33 A.D. Leaving A Good Impression Missed Palm Sunday Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter Purrrfect Disguise Rabbit or Duck? Stuffed Bunny Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law Texas Easter Bunny The Rules of Chocolate The Crucifixion The Resurrection What Happened? What’s In Easter? |
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