A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny
hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny,
but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket
of eggs went flying all over the place.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the
side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the
basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty
and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road
and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
“I feel terrible,” he explained, “I accidentally hit the
Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What
should I do?”
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to
her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead
Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came back to life,
jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans
and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned
around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved,
hopped another 50 yards and waved again!
The man was astonished. He said to the woman, “What in heaven’s name
is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?”
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:
“Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.”
The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume
Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb
Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb
Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon
Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire
Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain
Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni
He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown
On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton
I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken
Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall
I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields
Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen
If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde
The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan
For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris
The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen
Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe
Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II
Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar
Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough
Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy
Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky
see also Easter Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary, 33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?
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