Rod was proud of his new fishing boat and loved being behind the wheel. However,
being the responsible husband, he was concerned about what might happen in an
So one day out on the lake he said to his wife, “Honey, take the wheel. Pretend
that I am having a heart attack. You must get the boat safely to shore and dock
So she drove the boat to shore and safely docked it.
Later that evening, she walked into the living room where her husband was watching a Vancouver Canucks hockey game on TV.
She sat down next to him, switched the TV off, and said to him, “Honey, I want you to go into the kitchen. Pretend I’m having a heart attack. Set the table, cook dinner and wash the dishes.”
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