![]() I can't mate in captivity. - Gloria Steinem When turkeys mate they think of swans. - Johnny Carson It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin If you are really Master of your Fate, It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash see also Elephant & Rhinoceros Sections |
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