Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented. Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg Q: What do you call a blonde with brains? A: A labrador. - Lee Mack Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro see also Blonde & Heaven Sections After Easter Bunny Broken Egg Bunny Calendar Chocolate Easter Bunnies Chocolate Easter Eggs Chocolate Math Colour Car Did You Say Happy Easter? Dying Pope’s Last Request Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening Easter Bunny Wisdom Easter Canceled Easter Car Easter Cats Easter Egg Drop-outs Easter Elephant Eggs Easter Identity Theft Easter Sudoku Puzzle Easter Yolks Egg Couch Egg Separator Egg Walk Eggs with Eyes Eggsellent Close Shave Eggsellent Friends Firm Egg Forgotten Easter Eggs Golfer’s Breakfast Happy Easter, Big Guy Happy Keester Hare Five Hoppy Easter How Easter Eggs Are Made How Many Eggs? Identity Theft Jerusalem Obituary, 33 A.D. Leaving A Good Impression Missed Palm Sunday Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter Purrrfect Disguise Rabbit or Duck? Stuffed Bunny Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law Texas Easter Bunny The Rules of Chocolate The Crucifixion The Resurrection What Happened? What’s In Easter? |
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