Calling In Sick - Snow Job for the Boss

How to prove that you shouldn’t be going to work today



Snow Job for the Boss - Calling in sick to work



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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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24-Feb-2020