Calling In Sick - Snow Job for the Boss

How to prove that you shouldn’t be going to work today



Snow Job for the Boss - Calling in sick to work



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I told you I was sick. - B.P. Roberts

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump


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26-Feb-2020