Calling In Sick - Snow Job for the Boss

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Snow Job for the Boss - Calling in sick to work



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Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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02-Jun-2020