Calling In Sick - Snow Job for the Boss

How to prove that you shouldn’t be going to work today



Snow Job for the Boss - Calling in sick to work



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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Pride: 1. A disease that makes everyone sick but the one who has it; 2. Pride is what we have - vanity is what others have. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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04-Dec-2020