Redneck Piggy Bank

Saving for a dry day

Bubba keeps important emergency food in his piggy bank



Redneck Piggy Bank

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Sparrows that emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh. - Burmese Proverb

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. - Harry Hill

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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24-Oct-2020