Redneck Piggy Bank

Saving for a dry day

Bubba keeps important emergency food in his piggy bank



Redneck Piggy Bank

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The glass is half full, not half empty. - John Milton

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Manufracture: To produce items which break after little use - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

Tacks Break: What to give carpet installers to make them more productive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. - Unknown

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. - Harry Hill

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi


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27-Nov-2020