News from the Iraq Front

Coded message reveals new technology



1. British News From the Iraq Front
“Umm Qasr is a city similar to Southampton,” UK defense minister Geoff Hoon
said in The Commons yesterday. “He’s either never been to Southampton, or
he’s never been to Umm Qasr” says a British Squaddie patrolling Umm Qasr.
He added: “There’s no beer, no prostitutes and people are shooting at us.
It’s more like Portsmouth.”

2. Coded Message from the Iraq Front
Bush got a coded message from Saddam. It read: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA.
The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA.
The NSA couldn’t solve it either, so they asked Bill Clinton.
He suggested turning it upside down…

3. Breaking News from the Iraq Front
Breaking news... Iraq has launched a new type of missile at the Allied Forces
deployed in Kuwait. Details are sketchy at this time, but it appears to be a
new and improved Scud type missile.

Intercepted coded message from Iraq about Eiffel Tower rocket

The CIA is investigating just how and from whom Saddam has
acquired this new technology.

QuotaBills
Literature is news that stays news. - Ezra Pound

Our technology forces us to live mythically. - Marshall McLuhan

Technology is teaching us to be human again. - Simon Mainwaring

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

The human spirit must prevail over technology. - Albert Einstein

We can't blame the technology when we make mistakes. - Tim Berners-Lee

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Any sufficiently advanced technology is equivalent to magic. - Arthur C Clarke

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C Clarke

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once. - Bill Watterson

The multiplication force of technology on cognitive differences is massive. - Jordan Peterson

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill

Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it. - Max Frisch

This is why I loved technology: if you used it right, it could give you power and privacy. - Cory Doctorow

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

I was never going to be a rocket scientist. But I found the field that I was blessed to be able to do, and I just put my whole effort into that. - Sonny B Williams

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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27-Jun-2022