News from the Iraq Front

Coded message reveals new technology



1. British News From the Iraq Front
“Umm Qasr is a city similar to Southampton,” UK defense minister Geoff Hoon
said in The Commons yesterday. “He’s either never been to Southampton, or
he’s never been to Umm Qasr” says a British Squaddie patrolling Umm Qasr.
He added: “There’s no beer, no prostitutes and people are shooting at us.
It’s more like Portsmouth.”

2. Coded Message from the Iraq Front
Bush got a coded message from Saddam. It read: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA.
The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA.
The NSA couldn’t solve it either, so they asked Bill Clinton.
He suggested turning it upside down…

3. Breaking News from the Iraq Front
Breaking news... Iraq has launched a new type of missile at the Allied Forces
deployed in Kuwait. Details are sketchy at this time, but it appears to be a
new and improved Scud type missile.

Intercepted coded message from Iraq about Eiffel Tower rocket

The CIA is investigating just how and from whom Saddam has
acquired this new technology.

QuotaBills
Literature is news that stays news. - Ezra Pound

So much technology, so little talent. - Vernor Vinge

Our technology forces us to live mythically. - Marshall McLuhan

Technology is teaching us to be human again. - Simon Mainwaring

All new news is old news happening to new people. - Malcolm Muggeridge

No news is good news; no journalists is even better. - Nicolas Bentley

The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O. - Martin Mull

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

Technology is a useful servant but a dangerous master. - Christian Lange

Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Any sufficiently advanced technology is equivalent to magic. - Arthur C Clarke

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news. - Gloria Borger

The multiplication force of technology on cognitive differences is massive. - Jordan Peterson

Technology is cool, but you've got to use it as opposed to letting it use you. - Prince

Technology is unlocking the innate compassion we have for our fellow human beings. - Bill Gates

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

This is why I loved technology: if you used it right, it could give you power and privacy. - Cory Doctorow

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. - Unknown

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I am amazed at the wonders of technology and am grateful for the ways in which we are able to use it to share the Gospel around the world. - Billy Graham

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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26-Jan-2021