Call Of The Wild

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, “OK, let’s get out and get him.” After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, “The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?” The guy in the front says, “Well, I’m going to start nibbling grass, but you’d better brace yourself.” see also   Hunting,   Moose  &  Stress  Sections Stuck Redneck Moose Hunters - 2004 version QuotaBills Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of? - Henry David Thoreau Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats. - Woody Allen If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant Albino Moose Anon-y-moose Backyard Canadian Pool Canadian Kiss Canadian Moose Dog Canadian North Cookbook Canadian Polo Canadian Squirrel Don’t Annoy A Moose! Driver’s License Please Logging Moose - Alaskan Clydesdale - Only in Alaska Lucky Moose Moose Cheese Moose Hunt Moose Loader Moose Nuggets for Diabetes Moose Parking Moose Police Moose Steak Moose Team Moosedemeanor Mooselims Moostake Nature Calls Newfie Moose Hunters Only in Canada: MacMoose Only In Canada - Nosey Moose Plenty of Room for God’s Creatures Watch For Moose On Road Winter in Wyoming Wired Moose   Urleen Carry On or Carrion? Selfie Pilot Monarch Butterflies - Starting a Monarchy Air Couch Europe Road Trip Thongthing Special Nighttime Graffiti Baby Formula Kid Suction Redneck Moving Truck Critter Control Lost Dog Nail Chair Looking For Something?

19-May-2022