Call Of The Wild

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, “OK, let’s get out and get him.” After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, “The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?” The guy in the front says, “Well, I’m going to start nibbling grass, but you’d better brace yourself.” see also   Hunting,   Moose  &  Stress  Sections Stuck Redneck Moose Hunters - 2004 version QuotaBills Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant Albino Moose Anon-y-moose Backyard Canadian Pool Canadian Kiss Canadian Moose Dog Canadian North Cookbook Canadian Polo Canadian Squirrel Don’t Annoy A Moose! Driver’s License Please Logging Moose - Alaskan Clydesdale - Only in Alaska Lucky Moose Moose Cheese Moose Hunt Moose Loader Moose Nuggets for Diabetes Moose Parking Moose Police Moose Steak Moose Team Moosedemeanor Mooselims Moostake Nature Calls Newfie Moose Hunters Only in Canada: MacMoose Only In Canada - Nosey Moose Plenty of Room for God’s Creatures Watch For Moose On Road Winter in Wyoming Wired Moose   Pill Man Bus Wait Weight It Should Start Hi, My Name's Cliff - Drop Over Some Time! Sparks Recycling Last Gasp Request Flower Shop For Men Canadian Archaeology Tank Top Security One Beer A Day Tennis Hammock Fare Dodger Husband of the Year Bolder Boulder Shoe Stop

18-Nov-2019