Redneck Baby Name
Choosing an appropriate name for your baby

A young Redneck woman brought her child into Children’s Hospital for a routine check-up. On the records, the nurse saw that the child’s first name was Urine. Not wanting to be rude, but wanting to know why this woman would name her child this, the nurse asked her how Urine got her name.

The woman explained, “Well, my baby was born premature and had to stay in the special nursery. She was real sick and they didn’t know if she would make it. I couldn’t decide what to name her, but the nurses said they would pray for her.”

“One day I came in and the nurses had already named her. There was this paper on her incubator that said “Please save Urine”, so I knew that they had named my baby.”

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