An old man visits his Doctor and after a thorough examination the Doctor tells him, “I have good news and bad news - what would you like to hear first?” “Well, give me the bad news first.” “You have cancer. I estimate that you have about two years left.” “OH NO! That’s awful! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this?” “You also have Alzheimer’s. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you.” see also   Aging  &  Doctor  Sections   Perception Jeopardy Measuring Cup All We Have To Do Is Stand Up Vacuum Extender BrownEes Chinese Puzzle Car Always Give 100% At Work Ancient Politician My Toaster Is Broken Shining Stars Tunnel Face The Bugs Are Bad This Year Dog Spa Ostrich Imprint Local Crabs

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