The war on terrorism took a strange and sad turn Friday as airline officials at Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport refused to let a 73 year old grandmother board her plane as she had in her possession two six- inch knitting needles.
Apparently authorities were worried that she may knit an Afghan.
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