A 25-year-old supermarket shoplifter stuffed a pair of live lobsters in his pants and sprinted for the door, but he never had a chance. The violated crustaceans brought the thief to his knees in front of startled cashiers when they fastened their powerful claws around his delicate parts. Doctors were able to remove the animals with pliers. They say the thief will fully recover - except for one small detail. “It was a do-it-yourself vasectomy.” The supermarket manager declined to press charges, saying “the culprit has already gone through enough pain to learn his lesson.” see also   Doctor,  Medical  &  Ouch  Sections Do You Have An HMO?   Throwaway Sport Paper Pacman Skeleton Vatican City's New Breakfast Special Flying Cathedral Excuse Day At The Beach John The Baptist Souvenirs Amish Prom Limo Wishy-Washy Church 'Cover Girl' Magazine One At A Time Shofar So Good Temple Car Closing Time Wine Glass Lanyard Awning Truck Advertising Plugged In Org Chart - Simplified Version Extreme Value Instant Acrophobia How To Hire Engineers

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