A 25-year-old supermarket shoplifter stuffed a pair of live lobsters in his pants and sprinted for the door, but he never had a chance. The violated crustaceans brought the thief to his knees in front of startled cashiers when they fastened their powerful claws around his delicate parts. Doctors were able to remove the animals with pliers. They say the thief will fully recover - except for one small detail. “It was a do-it-yourself vasectomy.” The supermarket manager declined to press charges, saying “the culprit has already gone through enough pain to learn his lesson.” see also   Doctor,  Medical  &  Ouch  Sections Do You Have An HMO?   Plumber's Night Light Can I Lick The Bowl Redneck Shelves Google Classic In Touch Today Delicious Grief Amplified Beer How to Twerk at Work $383.00 Paint Job Wine Time Finally Scooter Hearse Thailand Ferry Hard Hat Safety Water Coolant Spray-On Clothing Bright Bookshelf Saddle Surprise Politicians Be Like Senior Aerobics Foiled Again

05-Jun-2020