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Do-It-Yourself Vasectomy
Pain-full way to go shopping

A 25-year-old supermarket shoplifter stuffed a pair of live lobsters in his pants and sprinted for the door, but he never had a chance. The violated crustaceans brought the thief to his knees in front of startled cashiers when they fastened their powerful claws around his delicate parts.

Doctors were able to remove the animals with pliers. They say the thief will fully recover - except for one small detail. “It was a do-it-yourself vasectomy.”

The supermarket manager declined to press charges, saying “the culprit has already gone through enough pain to learn his lesson.”


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27-Jun-2022