A 25-year-old supermarket shoplifter stuffed a pair of live lobsters in his pants and sprinted for the door, but he never had a chance. The violated crustaceans brought the thief to his knees in front of startled cashiers when they fastened their powerful claws around his delicate parts. Doctors were able to remove the animals with pliers. They say the thief will fully recover - except for one small detail. “It was a do-it-yourself vasectomy.” The supermarket manager declined to press charges, saying “the culprit has already gone through enough pain to learn his lesson.” see also   Doctor,  Medical  &  Ouch  Sections Do You Have An HMO?   Math in Africa Redneck Hummer Evaluating Something It's All Mine Piano Fountain Road Hugging Tire Shakespeare Pens Dog Walking - Remotely Found It! If I Should Wake Before I Die 2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars Nobody Notices Redneck Stick Family Lane Closure Holding On To The Moon South Carolina Scenery Young Mechanic Scary Cold Redneck Street Fishing I Found A Bear Cub!

27-Feb-2021