A 25-year-old supermarket shoplifter stuffed a pair of live lobsters in his pants and sprinted for the door, but he never had a chance. The violated crustaceans brought the thief to his knees in front of startled cashiers when they fastened their powerful claws around his delicate parts. Doctors were able to remove the animals with pliers. They say the thief will fully recover - except for one small detail. “It was a do-it-yourself vasectomy.” The supermarket manager declined to press charges, saying “the culprit has already gone through enough pain to learn his lesson.” see also   Doctor,  Medical  &  Ouch  Sections Do You Have An HMO?   Smores Level Expert Saskatchewan Freeway Lost Cat Trudeau Masterpiece Circumcision Vegan Wisdom Sharp Sign Pulled You Over 'No Fart Forest' for Extreme Fire Hazards Leaf Edge Windmill Guitar Redneck Shave Coffee Grinds Legal Exhibit Cattle Breeding Study to Fail Light Bulb Lifeguard Distancing Giant Grasshopper Horse Hearse

08-Jul-2020