Why I Love Saskatchewan

Who would want to leave the middle of Canada, eh?


When it’s springtime in Saskatchewan,
And the gentle breezes blow
About seventy miles an hour
And it’s fifty-two below.
You can tell you’re in Saskatchewan
’cause the snow’s up to your butt
And you take a breath of springtime air
And your nose holes both freeze shut.
The weather here is wonderful
So I guess I’ll hang around
I could never leave Saskatchewan
My feet are frozen to the ground!


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Do all things with love. - Og Mandino

Speak low if you speak love. - William Shakespeare

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

People who love to eat are always the best people. - Julia Child

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Love is the true means by which the world is enjoyed: our Love to others and other's Love to us. - Thomas Traherne

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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25-May-2020