A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.” “Go away!” said the old lady. “I haven’t got any money!” and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. “Don’t be too hasty!” he said. “Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.” And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. “If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.” “Well,” she said, “I hope you’ve got a darned good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning.” see also   House  &  Shopping  Sections Vacuum Cleaning Skills   Racewagon Water Skier A-Head Of His Time Owlympics Ice Skating Shining Armor Knight Smile For The Day British Hairways Cross Inspector Morning Saving Time Kangaroo On Ice Life's Choices Olympic Torch Bearers Lethal Weapon Cell Shaver Getting Goosed No Swimming Drift Racing Alligators vs. Crocodiles Cure for Internet Addiction Seal LOL Keyboard Seating

04-Aug-2021