There were three tomatoes - a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato and a kid tomato.
The three of them were walking along but the kid was way behind, so the dad tomato went up to the kid tomato, squashed him and said, “ketchup!!!”
Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown
There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown
There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
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