There were three tomatoes - a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato and a kid tomato.
The three of them were walking along but the kid was way behind, so the dad tomato went up to the kid tomato, squashed him and said, “ketchup!!!”
Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer
Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons
It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer
Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons
It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
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Reasons to Stop Dieting
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Tomato Treat
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