There were three tomatoes - a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato and a kid tomato.
The three of them were walking along but the kid was way behind, so the dad tomato went up to the kid tomato, squashed him and said, “ketchup!!!”
Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette
Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras
I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock
Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras
I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock
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Reasons to Stop Dieting
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Tomato Treat
Truly Tasteless Veggie
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