Three Tomatoes

Walking with the kids


There were three tomatoes - a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato and a kid tomato.

The three of them were walking along but the kid was way behind, so the dad tomato went up to the kid tomato, squashed him and said, “ketchup!!!”




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30-Nov-2021