There were three tomatoes - a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato and a kid tomato.
The three of them were walking along but the kid was way behind, so the dad tomato went up to the kid tomato, squashed him and said, “ketchup!!!”
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe
Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
Tomato Paste: Used to fix broken pizza - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe
Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
Tomato Paste: Used to fix broken pizza - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
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