A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert. “What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?” he asked.   Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as food, matches, etc. Then one little boy in the back eagerly raised his hand. “Yes Little Johnny, what are the three most important things you would bring with you?” asked the Scout Master. Little Johnny replied: “A compass, a canteen of water, and a deck of cards.” “Why is that Little Johnny?” “Well,” answered Little Johnny, “the compass is to find the right direction, the water is to prevent dehydration.” “And what about the deck of cards?” asked the Scout Master impatiently. “Well, Sir, as soon as you start playing Solitaire, some dude is bound to come up behind you and say, ‘Put that red nine on top of that black ten!’ ” see also   Little Johnny,  Safety  &  Survivor  Sections Solitaire Survival   Nature Calls You're Home Early New Nail Gun Long Noodles EMS Upgrade No Pot Of Gold Graduation Swag Monkeypox Pre-Dinner Photography Curses, Foiled Again Ant Virus Sidewalk Malt Melt Bird's Eye View Sea Girl Lifeguard Distancing Merry Go Motorbike Build Back Better - Season 2 Build Back Better - Season 1 Zamboni Date Bagpipe Runners

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