Talking Salmon

At the end of a long day, all the fisherman had caught was one small, red salmon. He was about to kill it when the salmon shouted, “Wait, I’m much too small!” “Wow, a talking salmon,” the fisherman exclaimed. “What’s your name?” “Rusty,” replied the salmon. “Please throw me back into the sea!” The fisherman did so. About a year later, the man was fishing the same spot when he again caught Rusty! “Amazing,” exclaimed the fisherman, “What have you been doing since I last caught you?” “I’ve been sitting on the wreck of the good ship Titanic writing poetry, it’s very inspirational there.” The fisherman read some of the poems and was quite impressed. “These should be published,” he said. “Have you thought of a title for them?” After some thought the fish said, “I’ll call them ’Salmon Rusty’s Titanic Verses.’ ” QuotaBills All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? 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18-Oct-2021