At the end of a long day, all the fisherman had caught was one small, red salmon. He was about to kill it when the salmon shouted, “Wait, I’m much too small!” Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo see also Fish & Genie Sections Fish Diet Meal Fish Farm Frozen Fish King Salmon Meal Salmon Bikini Salmon-chanted Evening Salmon Fight - Only the Tastiest, Most Tender Salmon Salmon Street Sockeye Salmon Wayne’s Fish |
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