At the end of a long day, all the fisherman had caught was one small, red salmon. He was about to kill it when the salmon shouted, “Wait, I’m much too small!” I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein see also Fish & Genie Sections Fish Diet Meal Fish Farm Frozen Fish King Salmon Meal Salmon Bikini Salmon-chanted Evening Salmon Fight - Only the Tastiest, Most Tender Salmon Salmon Street Sockeye Salmon Wayne’s Fish |
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