At the end of a long day, all the fisherman had caught was one small, red salmon. He was about to kill it when the salmon shouted, “Wait, I’m much too small!”
“Wow, a talking salmon,” the fisherman exclaimed. “What’s your name?”
“Rusty,” replied the salmon. “Please throw me back into the sea!” The fisherman did so.
About a year later, the man was fishing the same spot when he again caught Rusty!
“Amazing,” exclaimed the fisherman, “What have you been doing since I last caught you?”
“I’ve been sitting on the wreck of the good ship Titanic writing poetry, it’s very
inspirational there.”
The fisherman read some of the poems and was quite impressed. “These should be
published,” he said. “Have you thought of a title for them?”
After some thought the fish said, “I’ll call them ’Salmon Rusty’s Titanic Verses.’ ”
I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker
Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain
Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson
Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle
Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell
Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck
What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright
They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden
Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain
Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson
Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle
Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell
Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck
What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright
They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden
see also Fish & Genie Sections
Fish Diet Meal
Fish Farm
Frozen Fish
King Salmon Meal
Salmon Bikini
Salmon-chanted Evening
Salmon Fight - Only the Tastiest, Most Tender Salmon
Salmon Street
Sockeye Salmon
Wayne’s Fish
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