At the end of a long day, all the fisherman had caught was one small, red salmon. He was about to kill it when the salmon shouted, “Wait, I’m much too small!”
“Wow, a talking salmon,” the fisherman exclaimed. “What’s your name?”
“Rusty,” replied the salmon. “Please throw me back into the sea!” The fisherman did so.
About a year later, the man was fishing the same spot when he again caught Rusty!
“Amazing,” exclaimed the fisherman, “What have you been doing since I last caught you?”
“I’ve been sitting on the wreck of the good ship Titanic writing poetry, it’s very
inspirational there.”
The fisherman read some of the poems and was quite impressed. “These should be
published,” he said. “Have you thought of a title for them?”
After some thought the fish said, “I’ll call them ’Salmon Rusty’s Titanic Verses.’ ”
I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker
All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson
Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright
Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson
Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright
Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
see also Fish & Genie Sections
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Frozen Fish
King Salmon Meal
Salmon Bikini
Salmon-chanted Evening
Salmon Fight - Only the Tastiest, Most Tender Salmon
Salmon Street
Sockeye Salmon
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