At the end of a long day, all the fisherman had caught was one small, red salmon. He was about to kill it when the salmon shouted, “Wait, I’m much too small!”
“Wow, a talking salmon,” the fisherman exclaimed. “What’s your name?”
“Rusty,” replied the salmon. “Please throw me back into the sea!” The fisherman did so.
About a year later, the man was fishing the same spot when he again caught Rusty!
“Amazing,” exclaimed the fisherman, “What have you been doing since I last caught you?”
“I’ve been sitting on the wreck of the good ship Titanic writing poetry, it’s very
inspirational there.”
The fisherman read some of the poems and was quite impressed. “These should be
published,” he said. “Have you thought of a title for them?”
After some thought the fish said, “I’ll call them ’Salmon Rusty’s Titanic Verses.’ ”
All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn
Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu
Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide
Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell
Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck
What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright
They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright
The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn
Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu
Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide
Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell
Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck
What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright
They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright
The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
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Fish Diet Meal
Fish Farm
Frozen Fish
King Salmon Meal
Salmon Bikini
Salmon-chanted Evening
Salmon Fight - Only the Tastiest, Most Tender Salmon
Salmon Street
Sockeye Salmon
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