At the end of a long day, all the fisherman had caught was one small, red salmon. He was about to kill it when the salmon shouted, “Wait, I’m much too small!”
“Wow, a talking salmon,” the fisherman exclaimed. “What’s your name?”
“Rusty,” replied the salmon. “Please throw me back into the sea!” The fisherman did so.
About a year later, the man was fishing the same spot when he again caught Rusty!
“Amazing,” exclaimed the fisherman, “What have you been doing since I last caught you?”
“I’ve been sitting on the wreck of the good ship Titanic writing poetry, it’s very
inspirational there.”
The fisherman read some of the poems and was quite impressed. “These should be
published,” he said. “Have you thought of a title for them?”
After some thought the fish said, “I’ll call them ’Salmon Rusty’s Titanic Verses.’ ”
I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker
Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll
Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain
Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell
What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu
Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll
Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain
Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell
What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu
Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
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Fish Farm
Frozen Fish
King Salmon Meal
Salmon Bikini
Salmon-chanted Evening
Salmon Fight - Only the Tastiest, Most Tender Salmon
Salmon Street
Sockeye Salmon
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