Two snakes were slithering along together in the grass. Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb Parenthood: Feeding the mouth that bites you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite. - Archie Bunker Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals. - Donna Maria G Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com see also Medical & Snake Sections Anaconda Attack Manual - Be Prepared! Australian Sheep Farm - Herding Down Under “BIG” Texas Rattlesnake Blind Bunny Confined Space Teamwork in Africa Copperhead Tree Empty Birdhouse Fast Food in Beijing Fishing Trip With Jack Green Garden Grass Snakes Can Be Dangerous Heavy Meal Deal Hand Painting Par Excellence Huge Dead Snake IRS Toothpaste Leaping Lizards! Let Me In - I’m Hungry Long Snake My Dad Works With Snakes New Arizona State Flag Not-So-Quiet Hunter’s Son Only In Thailand - Time To Clean The Pet Snake Rattlesnake Outhouse Sinus Remedy - How To Clear Out Your Nostrils Snake Leather Snake Map Snake Math Snake Noodling Snakenophobia Tennessee Pro - Safety Tips for Dummies They Found Your Balls Wabbits Why I Was Late For Work Workplace Hazards in Tasmania Yellow Pet |
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