A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long
and happy marriage.
“Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the man.
“We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, “That’s once.”
We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,
“That’s twice.” We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife
quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and
quietly said, ‘That’s once.’ ”
Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus
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