A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long
and happy marriage.
“Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the man.
“We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, “That’s once.”
We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,
“That’s twice.” We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife
quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and
quietly said, ‘That’s once.’ ”
Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb
Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
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