A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long
and happy marriage.
“Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the man.
“We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, “That’s once.”
We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,
“That’s twice.” We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife
quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and
quietly said, ‘That’s once.’ ”
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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
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Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst
Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst
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