A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long
and happy marriage.
“Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the man.
“We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, “That’s once.”
We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,
“That’s twice.” We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife
quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and
quietly said, ‘That’s once.’ ”
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
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