A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long
and happy marriage.
“Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the man.
“We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, “That’s once.”
We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,
“That’s twice.” We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife
quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and
quietly said, ‘That’s once.’ ”
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
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