A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long
and happy marriage.
“Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the man.
“We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, “That’s once.”
We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,
“That’s twice.” We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife
quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and
quietly said, ‘That’s once.’ ”
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
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