A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long
and happy marriage.
“Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the man.
“We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, “That’s once.”
We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,
“That’s twice.” We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife
quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and
quietly said, ‘That’s once.’ ”
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst
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