A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long
and happy marriage.
“Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the man.
“We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, “That’s once.”
We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,
“That’s twice.” We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife
quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and
quietly said, ‘That’s once.’ ”
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Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
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Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
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