Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv bena gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon see also Christmas Section Bird Stocking Christmas Balls Christmas Bro-quet Christmas Budget Christmas Dinner Made Easy Christmas Fireplace Tip Christmas Hedgehog Christmas Light Installation Christmas Pencil Sharpener Christmas Possessions To Enter Heaven Christmas Thrones Female Santa Firefighter Decorations Forget The Present Gingerbread Star Wars Walker Heathen’s Greetings Holiday Bike Jingle Cats’ White Christmas Merry House Office Party Grinch Recession Christmas Tree Redneck Christmas Sleigh Reindeer Strike Santa Claws Is Coming To Town Santa Elephant Santa For Kids Santa Stop Lights Santa’s Last Stop For Mexican Food Santa’s Scooter Sleigh Saskatchewan Entrepreneur Save Santa The Trip Signs of Christmas Everywhere Texas Hood Ornament Three Wise Men Three Wise Women Walking In A Doggie Wonderland
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