A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. “No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,” he said to himself. He got out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. “Here,” she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes. “I found them in the hallway.” “Now,” she said, “if only I could find my parakeet.” see also   Bird,  Relationship,  Stress  &  Work  Sections   2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) Cutting Edge Table Wine Signs Ring Seating Snow Aerobics 25 Toes Wedding Cake Dress Bacon Soda Sales Wet Insect Chinese New Year Greetings Gun Laws Mounted Deer Antlers Anti-Theft Car SUV Haircut Two Feet of Snow in Seattle Chevforodge Redneck Skurfing Golf Prayer Warmest Wishes for a Perfect Sunday Walking The Dog

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