A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. “No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,” he said to himself. He got out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. “Here,” she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes. “I found them in the hallway.” “Now,” she said, “if only I could find my parakeet.” see also   Bird,  Relationship,  Stress  &  Work  Sections   Always Full Glass Teople Poo Only In Canada - Nosey Moose Thrilling Read 2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars Double Line Parking New Audi Romance Lost Conversation Chair Bird Person Family Fun Fence Sitter Behind Curtain Number One Canadian Moose Dog Shear Dog Latte Art Hair Notes Stair Choices Ant Strength You Can't Fix Stupid

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