A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18 bills would be in some small hick Southern town. So, he got into his new wheels and off he went. He found a tiny town with a single store. He entered the store and handed one of the bogus bills to the man behind the counter. “Can you change this for me, please?” he said. The store clerk looked at the $18 bill a short time, then smiled and told the man, “Sure, Mister. Ya’ll want 2 nines or 3 sixes?” see also   Finance  &  Redneck  Sections   Balanced Meal Acoustic Hearing Aids Redneck Advent Calendar Programmer Logic Lego Haircut Lettuce Face Hammock Wine Catch Anything Lately? Dead Batteries Frozen Fish How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y? Stretch Line - Down To The Wire Milkshake Diet Bicycle Logging Texas 4 Months Apart

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