“Hard drive” --- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a
trailer load of fertilizer.
“Keyboard” --- Place to hang your truck keys.
“Window” --- Place in the truck to hang your guns.
“Floppy” --- When you run out of Polygrip.
“Modem” --- How you got rid of your dandelions.
“ROM” --- Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
“Byte” --- First word in a kiss-off phrase.
“Reboot” --- What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
“Network” --- Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line.
“Mouse” --- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a
“LAN” --- To borrow as in, “Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.”
“Cursor” --- What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or
“bit” --- A wager as in, “I bit you can’t spit that watermelon seed across
the porch longways.”
“digital control” --- What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
“packet” --- What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
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