Professional Test

You Know You’re In Management When...


The following small quiz consists of 4 questions.  It tells whether you are qualified for Professional positions. According to statistics of Andersen Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals failed the exam. Scroll down for the answers. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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The correct answer is : open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

The above question tested whether you are doing simple things in a complicated way.

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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?






























Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

The above question tested your logic skills.

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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?






























Correct Answer: The Elephant! ... it’s still in the refrigerator!

The above question tested your memory skills.
OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to testify your qualification to be a Professional.

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4. There is the river where the crocodiles live. How do you get across it?































Correct Answer: Simply swim across it. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!

The above question tested your comprehensive skills. If you did not get any of the questions right, relax - you are perfectly qualified for a management position!




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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

Incomprehensible jargon is the hallmark of a profession. - Kingman Brewster

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

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Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. - Will Rogers

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their profession. - Unknown

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell

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Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

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The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't. - Peter F Drucker

Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies. - Francois Fenelon

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker


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