After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license. I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb He fishes well who uses a golden hook. - Latin Proverb You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld All cats love fish but fear to wet their paws. - Chinese Proverb No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell This is the fear that made fish crawl out onto dry land and evolve lungs, the fear that teaches us to run, the fear that makes us bury our dead. - John Green I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo see also Fishing Section Pet Fish Pet Fish Chores |
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