After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.
The fisherman says to the warden, “I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets.
Every day I come down to the water and whistle, and these lobster jump out and I take them
for a walk only to return them at the end of the day.”
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license.
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, “If you don’t believe me then
watch,” as he throws the lobsters back into the water.
The warden says, “Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water.”
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, “What lobsters?”
I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker
The world is your lobster! - Arthur Daley
All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
All cats love fish but fear to wet their paws. - Chinese Proverb
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf
I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell
A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales. - Oliver Goldsmith
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright
They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay
I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker
I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi
Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
It is, admittedly, a base foodstuff, but lobster, well prepared, can nevertheless be made to satisfy the distinguished gourmand. - Eli Brown
I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell
This is the fear that made fish crawl out onto dry land and evolve lungs, the fear that teaches us to run, the fear that makes us bury our dead. - John Green
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
The world is your lobster! - Arthur Daley
All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
All cats love fish but fear to wet their paws. - Chinese Proverb
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf
I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell
A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales. - Oliver Goldsmith
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright
They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay
I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker
I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi
Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
It is, admittedly, a base foodstuff, but lobster, well prepared, can nevertheless be made to satisfy the distinguished gourmand. - Eli Brown
I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell
This is the fear that made fish crawl out onto dry land and evolve lungs, the fear that teaches us to run, the fear that makes us bury our dead. - John Green
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
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