After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.
The fisherman says to the warden, “I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets.
Every day I come down to the water and whistle, and these lobster jump out and I take them
for a walk only to return them at the end of the day.”
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license.
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, “If you don’t believe me then
watch,” as he throws the lobsters back into the water.
The warden says, “Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water.”
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, “What lobsters?”
The world is your lobster! - Arthur Daley
Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour
One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain
It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin
Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell
What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker
The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker
I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi
That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi
Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
It is, admittedly, a base foodstuff, but lobster, well prepared, can nevertheless be made to satisfy the distinguished gourmand. - Eli Brown
I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour
One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain
It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin
Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell
What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker
The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker
I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi
That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi
Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
It is, admittedly, a base foodstuff, but lobster, well prepared, can nevertheless be made to satisfy the distinguished gourmand. - Eli Brown
I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
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