After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.
The fisherman says to the warden, “I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets.
Every day I come down to the water and whistle, and these lobster jump out and I take them
for a walk only to return them at the end of the day.”
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license.
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, “If you don’t believe me then
watch,” as he throws the lobsters back into the water.
The warden says, “Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water.”
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, “What lobsters?”
I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker
All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
He fishes well who uses a golden hook. - Latin Proverb
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
All cats love fish but fear to wet their paws. - Chinese Proverb
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll
Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali
One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf
I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell
A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin
Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy
Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell
Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright
They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell
This is the fear that made fish crawl out onto dry land and evolve lungs, the fear that teaches us to run, the fear that makes us bury our dead. - John Green
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
He fishes well who uses a golden hook. - Latin Proverb
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
All cats love fish but fear to wet their paws. - Chinese Proverb
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll
Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali
One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf
I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell
A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin
Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy
Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell
Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright
They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell
This is the fear that made fish crawl out onto dry land and evolve lungs, the fear that teaches us to run, the fear that makes us bury our dead. - John Green
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
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