Bill was short of money and was out looking for a job. Pastor Nelson offered Bill $500 to buy paint and paint the Church. Well, Bill went out, bought some paint and started painting the Church. He discovered that he was using more paint than he expected, so the added some thinner to the paint. It still covered, but not as well as it did at first.
He still was using more paint than he wanted to use, so he added still more thinner to the paint. Well, the paint was too thin to cover well, but Bill still kept on painting.
All of a sudden there was a bolt of lighting, and a loud voice from the sky proclaimed, “Repaint and thin no more.”
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