A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that could service all of his many hens and when he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, “I have just the rooster for you. Randy here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!” Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin Trying to squash a rumor is like trying to unring a bell. - Shana Alexander There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes. - David Coleman Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem Ask not for whom the bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate. - Unknown Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland When tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers, therefore, are the founders of human civilization. - Daniel Webster I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt see also Farm Section Cat Nap Chick Incubator Family Reunion Flamingo Imposter Hen Pecked Mom Lookout Rooster Retirement Super Hen |
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