A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that could service all of his many hens and when he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, “I have just the rooster for you. Randy here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!” Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown Ask not for whom the bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate. - Unknown Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas Underachiever: An employee who has squatters right on the far left side of the bell curve - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier My brother thinks he's a chicken. We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett When tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers, therefore, are the founders of human civilization. - Daniel Webster The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt see also Farm Section Cat Nap Chick Incubator Family Reunion Flamingo Imposter Hen Pecked Mom Lookout Rooster Retirement Super Hen |
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