Old Divorce
Too old for getting a divorce?

Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Collins showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want you to begin divorce proceedings,” she announced.

The lawyer was aghast. When he regained his composure, he said, “Mrs. Collins, you and your husband have been married for over seventy years. What in the world could have happened to make you want to get divorced at this stage in your life?”

Mrs. Collins looked him squarely in the eye. She cleared her throat and said, “We wanted to wait until all the children were dead.”


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Divorce Is Grand
In Three Pictures
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My Ex-Wife, The Pilot
Perfect Divorce
Polish Divorce
Redneck Divorce
Texas Divorce
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