The Missionary Couple
The end of a long Missionary service

A missionary couple was captured by some decidedly unfriendly natives, tied together with a long piece of leather and left dangling over a large cliff. That evening, the natives danced and chanted around the campfire and as each member passed the leather strap holding the unfortunate missionaries, he gave it a whack with a stick, causing it to weaken a bit more.

As the chanting grew louder and louder, the husband looked at his wife romantically and said, “Listen darling. They’re fraying our thong!”


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19-Jan-2020