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be a Man - Because: Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow I defended the republic in my youth; I will not desert it in old age. - Cicero I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun Dear Diamond, We all know who is really a girl's best friend. Yours sincerely, Chocolate Cake - Unknown Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it. - Robert Heinlein Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato see also Aging, History & Trivia Sections 2 Carrot Ring Bluenecks: Revenge of the Rednecks Redneck Chandelier Redneck Electric Pool Redneck Estate Sale Redneck Spaghetti Redneck Swing Tree Redneck Tractor Redneck Tree Fort Redneck Water Taps Redneck Whirlpool A Woman’s Mind Arkansas Divorce Application Before The Impact Communication Divorce Divorce Cakes Divorce Defined Divorce Is Grand Emotion Stew Everything Men Know About Women Fence Nails Fliptus Hormone Guide Just Divorced Keyboard Wedding Men To The Left My Ex-Wife, The Pilot Obedient Wife OCD Ball Pit OCD Electrician Old Divorce Perfect Divorce Polish Divorce Redneck Divorce Texas Divorce The Origin of the White Wedding Dress Understanding Women Walker Buddies Wedding Cake for the Submissive Husband What Did You Just Say? Winning An Argument With A Woman World Peas |
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