Did you hear about the Indian that had too much tea to drink one night?
The next morning they found him dead in his tea pee.
Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo
I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter
A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams
I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea. - Jane Austen
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding
We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn
I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins
Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge
You can't have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. - American Proverb
Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab
Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged sword. - Lemony Snicket
My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins
I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe
You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis
You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis
Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln
If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn
Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike
Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters
As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker
When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb
Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters
Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith
They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter
A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams
I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea. - Jane Austen
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding
We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn
I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins
Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge
You can't have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. - American Proverb
Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab
Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged sword. - Lemony Snicket
My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins
I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe
You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis
You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis
Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln
If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn
Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike
Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters
As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker
When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb
Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters
Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith
They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
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